Iki ngo persiapan nek' sampekan - sopo ruh' ngesok ono bandara neng Kalongan... la mboh taon kuceng opo taon garong'...
This is for preparation, if someday we have an airport in Pekalongan...
Aruh-aruh neng Jeroan Motor Mabur
Airline Cabin Announcements
Cah wadon karo cah lanang neng kene, sabuk seng seko kulit congore celeng neng pinggire raimu dinggo ho'...
Nek ora paham carane, takok jejermu puo' sio'...
La' trus gowonan-mu diringkesi raaa' sakudurunge kie motore mabur mlencing... ojo umbrus neng kene leh... suker rasane ndengok'e...
Ojo klalen kui tekukan neng ngarepe wetengmu, didek'ake, tak kenteli sisan koe nek dikandani angel...
Karo jendelone dibukak, peteng iki, lampune durung didandani soale leh... seng ngowo lilin keno diurubake, ning ojo ngasi ngobong jagokan'e...
Nek kowe arep ngluru klambi renang, neng ngisor jagok'an-mu golekono. Ojo digowo muleh leh' , tak sikat sisan raimu ngasi digondol muleh..
La nek pak lhuru masker howo ngo ambekan, ndangak'o kowe, ngko metu dewe seko nduwurmu.. metune rodo ujug-ujug, dadi rasah nganggo mak lap no' mbarang...
Seng tuo ngango sek, la tembek kowe nulungi tole-tole karo sibeng-sibeng seng liyone, wes ora usah kemliti, nganuto bae..
Kae kertu ngo ngei weroh aturan seng liyane ono neng njero jagokan neng ngarepmu, pentelengi'o dewe, ojo digawe gaplekan, opo meneh diketoki ngo kliping, yen nek apak diapalno yo karep-karepmu.. dudu urusanku oggg'..
Nek wetengmu ngeleh, njaluko' -ngko dikei menune karo wong wadon seng ayu. La bar nyekek mbayar cuk'- la kog nguanteng rupamu pak' gratisan maem.. mbok kiro pesawate SEBEHMU POK!!
Motomu ora usah kokean mliling, nek wong wedok seng njogo motor mabur ayu-ayu, dikei permen ditampani, dikandani yo mantuk, dikongkon opo yo manuto', rasah njaluk kenalan no mbarang suuu'..
Nek pak mboyo ojo neng kene, kae neng Loji' bae raaa' kono...
Sek utuh' plilang-pliling tak culeki sisan mripatmu..
Sampahmu ojo teng ngletak, ngemproh-ngemprohi ngonku tok leh, tak ketaki sirahmu ngasi ono bungkus gedang karo duren neng kene...
Rasah ngudut, rasah prengas-prenges, rasah nyak-nyuk, rasah nuwo, rasah jibal, rasah petakilan, rasah ngendu, rasah keminter, rasah ngetek, rasah kokean petingkah...
Kowe sopan, nyong sungkan, kowe giras, nyong yo' rodok melas..
Nek wetengmu masuk angin, pak njaluk kerokan, mbok dipikir SEK HO' !!! Mbok pikir ngon refleksi PO! motor mabur kie lehhh', motor MABUR!!!
Eh dab, karo ojo ladak-ladak raaa' karo seng kerjo neng kene! Tak dun'ke san' kowe nek jek' tambeng..
Oyo ono rong' lawang neng kene, ngarep mbek mburi, dadi rasah' alesan raimu ora gelem mudun nek wes tekan, tak slentiki bokongmu ngasi abang, nek dikei ruh' mbantah otog isine..
Cocotmu mingkem leh, rasah kakean semeang... wes ababmu mambu, cangkeme cempreng, reine wagu, celine pok kowe ke' memang... maraki mumet tog tah kowe!
Henponmu leh, HENPON!!! dipateni! tak kuaplek sisan kowe dikandani ket' mau angel nemennn..
Cemettt!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. Please take your seat and fasten your seat belt. And also make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position.
A life vest is located in a pouch under your seat
or between the armrests. When instructed to do so, open the plastic
pouch and remove the vest. Slip it over your head. Pass the straps
around your waist and adjust at the front. To inflate the vest, pull
firmly on the red cord, only when leaving the aircraft. If you need to
refill the vest, blow into the mouthpieces. Use the whistle and light to
attract attention. (Also, your seat bottom cushion can be used as a
flotation device. Pull the cushion from the seat, slip your arms into
the straps, and hug the cushion to your chest.)
Oxygen and the air pressure are always being monitored. In the event of a decompression, an oxygen mask will automatically appear in front of you. To start the flow of oxygen, pull the mask towards you. Place it firmly over your nose and mouth, secure the elastic band behind your head, and breathe normally. Although the bag does not inflate, oxygen is flowing to the mask. If you are travelling with a child or someone who requires assistance, secure your mask on first, and then assist the other person. Keep your mask on until a uniformed crew member advises you to remove it.
In the event of an emergency, please assume the bracing position. (Lean forward with your hands on top of your head and your elbows against your thighs. Ensure your feet are flat on the floor.)
There are several emergency
exits on this aircraft. Please take a few moments now to locate your
nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you. If we
need to evacuate the aircraft, floor-level lighting will guide you
towards the exit. Doors can be opened by moving the handle in the
direction of the arrow. Each door is equipped with an inflatable slide
which may also be detached and used as a life raft.
If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please read carefully the
special instructions card located by your seat. If you do not wish to
perform the functions described in the event of an emergency, please ask
a flight attendant to reseat you.
We remind you that this is a non-smoking flight. Smoking is prohibited on the entire aircraft, including the lavatories. Tampering with, disabling or destroying the lavatory smoke detectors is prohibited by law.
At this time, we request that all mobile phones,
pagers, radios and remote controlled toys be turned off for the full
duration of the flight, as these items might interfere with the
navigational and communication equipment on this aircraft. We request
that all other electronic devices be turned off until we fly above
10,000 feet. We will notify you when it is safe to use such devices.
You will find this and all the other safety information in the card located in the seat pocket in front of you. We strongly suggest you read it before take-off. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our crew members. We wish you all an enjoyable flight.
If you have any questions about our flight today, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our flight attendants. Thank you.
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